Patient 957

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Sox.

What more can you say? Sox.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Let me say a few words about important values we must demonstrate while all of us serve in government. First, we must always maintain the highest ethical standards. We must always ask ourselves not only what is legal, but what is right. There is no goal of government worth accomplishing if it cannot be accomplished with integrity.

Second, I want us to set an example of humility. As you work for the federal government there is no excuse for arrogance, and there’s never a reason to show disrespect for others. A new tone in Washington must begin with decency and fairness. I want everyone who represents our government to be known for these values.

George W. Bush 10/15/01

Again, some sort of disconnect. Words and promises and declarations are only tools to curry favor. Need the Christian vote, say you're one of those and then sign-off on mass murder for corporations and dogs biting the dicks of detainees. Need the fagbasher vote, say you're one of those while still keeping Rove, John Roberts, and Jeff Gannon on the payroll. It doesn't matter what those words mean, what matters is what value they have rhetorically. Plus, with the Republicans every day is opposite day anyway. So if you get caught trying to destroy the lives of others (like say, Valerie Plame) and a Grand Jury decides to indict you, you say they's trying to destroy YOUR lives because of your political beliefs. See?

You can also blow the 20-year-old cover of a Non-Official-Cover CIA Agent working in Weapons of Mass Destruction because you want to make the world safer from Weapons of Mass Destruction. See?

It's fun. IT'S OPPOSITE-FIVE-YEAR-AND-COUNTING-PERIOD-OF-TIME!

Also, take note that as Republicans get more and more busted for the criminal shit they've been up to (also known as news) they will be crying fouler and fouler about the liberal media agian, because to report the news, is biased.

Is it just me?

Or does the whole city have that new Starter jacket smell? Drink every time you see a new Sox jacket.

Hold...The Daily Bit

The daily bit has been postponed due to the fact that we are going to L.A. and would not be able to keep the bits daily during that time. But rest assured, when we return the bits will appear DAILY!!! So we'll do this Episode 1 style. 13 DAYS UNTIL THE DAILY BIT!!!

Starting tomorrow Schadenfreude.net get's a little more Daily, a little more bitty. Starting with the blogs we've been looking for ways to get more content on the site to make it more of a comedy site and less plugs for random shows we've been doing. The problem with the shorts on the site is that they just take too damn long, you look at shorts like the short for Episode 44: You love it when we fly; and there's like 60 edits in there, and it all has to be culled from two hours of docu footage and synced up to the music, and once you factor in that I have no ideas going into these things and have to "discover" the film in the process...well, life's just too short. Thus, the daily bit. No pretension of being anything special or meaningful, just random acts of video, just a guaranteed minimum of two laughs, less than 60 seconds and no more than three edits. That's the daily bit. See you tomorrow and every day after that because there are a loooooooooooot of bits.

What does it mean to Rock a Vote? Can a vote be R&B'd?

Friday, October 21, 2005

Are you prepared to fall in love with a short-haired chick?

The first thought that occurred to me when watching the opening scene of Sin City was "damn, that looks JUST like the comic" the second thought was "damn, that's a good looking short-haired chick.

So I looked her up. I wasn't prepared to fall in love but I did.

Behold Marley Shelton, perhaps the best short-haired chick yet.