Monday, October 17, 2005

Dude, I used to be hot!

Not to toot my own horn, but I would totally fuck this guy. Yes, I would fuck myself from '95.

adam-oxford_1

What's up? I'm so serious too, that makes me look mysterious, and maybe a little dangerous, that intrigues me, like I might rape me, or merely engage in a rape fantasy with myself, maybe smack myself around until I have to use my safe word: "Boomer Esiason"

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