So I woke up and had to pee. My roommate was taking a shower, so I couldn't pee. But while holding the pee back and making breakfast I noticed that the trash had to be taken out. So I took it out. And the door locked behind me, I was outside in my underwear, having to pee, my roommate was in the shower and our front door buzzer was broken. I wasn't pressuring my landlord to fix it, after all this particular scenario had not come to mind. I went out front and threw things at my roommates window, but he didn't hear, i went back to the gangway and stood on the dumpster and banged on the window. Not only didn't he hear, but somehow he slipped out the front and went to work without me noticing, in my underwear, having to pee. So I leaned a 2x4 against the wall to make a defacto stepladder and climbed up to the window and somehow got the screen, storm window, and inside window open with one arm while the other held me up there. I've never broken into a window that high. I made it inside without breaking a thing only to slide forward into the apartment like a baby being born with such force that my momentum kicked my foot up into the storm window, smashing it. Funny story.
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