It's MILLA!
I think like most people I noticed that Milla was bonerific when she broke onto the scene in The Fifth Element. 
And she stars in two of my favorite comic book movie guilty pleasures Resident Evil 1 & 2.
But she made it into the Short-Haired chick category when she got the Skip Ross bowlcut in Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc.
A movie I'm not allowed to like since I followed the politics of the production from day one. Day one which began with a very passionate and legitimately ballsy chick (as opposed to a fake ballsy chick like Milla) Kathryn Bigelow (Near Dark, Strange Days, Point Break) wanting to make her dream project. But unfortunately in Hollywood the passion of a woman who's truly proved herself in that man's world is subservient to an actual man and flavor of the day Luc Besson and his girlfriend of the moment, Milla Jovovich. So yes, look at her, love her, but in some ways fuck her (and not in the good way).Does she look too manly with the bowl cut? No way, I think that haircut has to come back. Any girls out there up for the task? Coooooome on.
So thinking of featuring Jeanne D'Arc today I did a search and it turns out that she has been a short haired chick at other times. Other...sexy times. If you're at work you miiiiiight want to bow out at this point.
Damn!
Excelsior!
Feminism!
Milla, the one short-haired chick featured so far that I am positive would never talk to me and might even pay to have me beat up.
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"Milla, the one short-haired chick featured so far that I am positive would never talk to me and might even pay to have me beat up."
Wait until you're putting up your first superhero movie. I bet she'll be calling ALOT then.
Trust me - She'll be dying to dye her hair blond to play Sharon Carter in your "Captain America - Reb Brown Returns".
She would make a great Sharon Carter! Put her in a tight leather bodysuit with straps and submachine guns all over it. Which way do you go with Sharon's hair though? Yeah Sharon Carter, being the only man Cap could ever love would not be Ms. Priss but a woman of action, but the contrast of the ridiculously flowing and perfectly curly blond hair is nice too, but maybe too Charlies Angels. Reb Brown would completely make a Cameo. But who would play Cap? Brad Pitt. I think it's time for Brad to stretch and play a sadder quiter character. Adapating to a world he doesn't know, with only devotion to country to guide him, weighing out right and wrong when the same government he'd give his life for in 1945 has changed. The right thing to do has become cloudier. Hey! I just wrote that in 30 seconds, get me to L.A. I need to fucking pitch!
Adam, I really think you should write a Captain America script, or at least pitch. Because I really believe, even more than Superman, that he's the embodiment of the fantastic possibilites of this country. Do it. I'm serious.
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