...have we come this far from 9/11? Can I say "too soon?" "If you thought United 93 was a thrill ride, get ready to shit your pants at Plane Dead!!!
"Fly the deadly skies." Could I hug the man who came up with that? Now? No, yesterday. Hug him and move my hands down to his ass to pull him closer.
By the way is that a play on "Brain Dead"? It better be, otherwise is is grammer only the Hungarian buyers could appreciate. You gotta love the basic marketing fancy of these guys. It's so simple, so base, it's got to be admired.
Coming to a skyscraper near you!
And then there's...
The Fun Park
Is that not the best catchphrase ever? "It Happened..." They're so bald-faced with these movies. "Based on a true story", that's too soft...how about "Dude, it was real."...no..."It happened..." Now we're cooking.
So here's the synopsis for those not ready to lay down your $4.
Late one night in 1980, evidence exists that “Bobo – The Insult Clown” was bludgeoned to death while locking up for the night at the “Family Fun Park.”
Uh, I'm in, where do I sign?
For the next twenty–six years, the tale of Bobo’s ghost swells into an urban legend, as his remains were never found. Now it’s 2006 and six teens on a mission to refute “the Fun Park” myth, make a deadly discovery...the man known as “Bobo” actually lives in bowels of the abandoned park.
Fucking sweet.
The kids are abducted and killed one-by-one after being subjected to a bizarre and grisly ritual. MEGAN and her boyfriend JUSTIN manage to escape...but only MEGAN survives. After waking up in a mental hospital, Megan tells Psychologist MARISSA JADE her horrific story.
Marissa Jade? Nice.
The cops search for the five missing kids at the abandoned fun park, but find no bodies or evidence that Megan’s story is true. When the psychologist stumbles upon a tiny clue, she begins to investigate further...
"Investigate further"? How many acts does this movie have?
...and discovers that Megan’s chilling ordeal might have actually happened after all.
Oh now I get the tagline, it's the ending. That's...kinda...shitty, isn't it?
Citizen Kane: It's a sled screening at Le Merigot 1 on Wilshire.
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Now, why didn't my parents go with that, instead of the infinitely less exotic Emily, as a middle name? Jade. Hmmm. I could've played a psychologist in a killer-clown slasher flick!
Where's my Short Haired Chick goddamnit!!!
Is this what Hollywood has done to you?
Christ!
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