Damnnnnnn. Is it ever Short-Haired Chick Friday

Let's see, I've had Natalie Portman, eh, kind of attractive, Keira Knightley, not bad, Selma Blair, Angelina Jolie, Shannyn Sossamon. I guess they're all okay. But I think I'd put them all in a bus and send them into the Little Miami River for...



Katherine Moennig.



Everything I love about chicks with short hair is right here. Perfect. Short, hair, spunky attitude, small boobs, dresses like a boy, and plays a lesbian. Perfect. Now all she has to do is make an indie film or be in an indie band, or sleep with me.



That's right, boy it up, Kate!

She looks like Justin Theroux in Charlie's Angels 2, who I'm not attracted to, because he's a guy.



And could never pull off wearing that top.



Kate plays is on the show The L-Word, the L-word being "Loquatious"...because they're all so Loqua...wait, no..."Lesbian." I don't watch, it's on tv, cable to boot, so double-whammy there, actually, take back one of those whammies. I've been renting tv on dvd lately, what a great innovation. Cleverly timed with the advent of tv getting good. On my tv right now have to be three of the best shows ever made Viva La Bam (season two will make you laugh like nothing else, those guys are the best characters EVER), Battlestar Galactica (who made a bet with them that they couldn't make the greatest war tv show ever?) and Arrested Development (which I need to say nothing about).



Damn.

But unless I move in with Carla & Jessi or Heather & Judy or Liz & Steph I probably won't be watching this show anytime soon. But respect for her work is not really where I'm going with this.

Where was I going with this?



Oh yeah. ... ... hold on, I'm staring. Mentally touching.

Oh, hey, how perfect a segue is this?! My good good longtime friends at Gayco, the gay & lesbian sketch comedy troupe are putting up their newest review. This lesbian blog is now a lesbian tie-in. It's called The DaVinci GAYCOde, which is gay, but I guess that's the point. I suggested the title Roarance of A Labia but they chose to uncover the mysteries of OpusGei, which is funny.



Did I put that picture up already? My bad.

The Davinci GAYCOde
Runs Fridays and Saturdays at 7:45 PM
June 1 through July 9
Theatre Building Chicago
1225 West Belmont Avenue
Box Office: 773.327-5252
Purchase Tickets from Theatre Building
Purchase tickets at Ticketmaster
Tickets: $20

And they're funny, great sketch chops, whether you're gay or straight their sketch comedy is tops, they've been doing this for 10 years, and they were good before they had 10 years under their gay belts. Go! Go now! Get to the CHOPPER NOW!!!



Shit, must be hitting the wrong button. Which is ironic considering that picture is pushing all the right ones.

I should do a Todd Voorhies review of GayCo's new show. "Ummm, so, fuckin', why don't the lesbians make out more?"

Which is the weird stigma about male obsession with lesbians. Not me. I just like that they have short hair and usually like playing on playgrounds more than many straight women, they don't usually like Irish Eyes, like some straight women. Don't get me wrong, I love watching Lesbians makeout, especially when I'm dating one of them.



I've dated many women who played lesbians, some of which still play lesbians, soooo probably not an act. Hey, if you're gonna date short-haired chicks, you're going to date your share of lesbians. If I were a meathead I'd be all broken up over this symbolic inadequacy at pleasing women and probably do something desperate out of self-hatred. But I am no meathead, instead I am friend to all lesbians.



Which, rumor has it, Kate Moennig is not. Sorry to blow it for and L-Worders out there.

LAST ONE!

BEST ONE!

LAST ONE!

BEST ONE!



Okay, I know, there's a dude in the shot. But that's not where I'm looking. Abs. Throw abs into my list of perfect short-hair attributes. Abs.

Hold on...staring...mentally touching.

NOW GO SEE X-MEN!