Boobies.

I spent the 12 hours yesterday looking at boobies. That's it. That's my post for the day.

I'm editing Girls Gone Wild for InDemand, which is a British Pay Per View Channel which consists of resold and repackaged American Product. This is why all you have to do is merely break in, make your name known and you'll never look back. There's so many places to sell and sell and sell your product these days. This is the reason I was able to move to Los Angeles and immediately start working. This is the media era like nobody's business. You don't just make a movie or TV show that makes it into one living room, you make one that makes it everywhere. Last stop, Everywhere. There are 160 cable channels in America, all of them need content 24 hours a day, and those are sold internationally, in dvd sets, on itunes, it's a lot of money changing hands, you can repackage the same shit for decades.

Boobies boobies boobies boobies, topless sluts riding mechanical bulls, wet t-shirts, just the hottest whores imaginable doing very imaginable things. That's all I looked at over the last few days. It's awesome, just when you get bored of editing there's just boobies.

In seven days I travel back to Chicago to engage in Schadenfreude's 6th (?) writing retreat. Based on the success of our last screenplay, Alderman and, basically the success of our radio show, we're turning our next property into a feature film. I can't tell you how much joy this brings, I get to spend ten days with not only my long-time dear dear friends Justin, Kate, Sandy, and Stephe, but I also get to spend over a week with Tony Smalek, Virginia "Slim" Castellano, Brent Wickerman, Rocky Bus, Caleb, Narrator Narrator, and Dick Phudie.

I'm really proud of Alderman because it's such a perfect culmination of that set of characters we worked on for 9 years, I can't wait to have the same feeling about Phudie Mart. To introduce the characters for complete strangers and tell a real story that works for people who never saw the original short or listened to the radio show or saw any of the Phudie Sketches onstage.

But...boobies. That's what this post is about.

I found out last night that while I'm away in Chicago writing my ass off I will be missing out on a "job." The InDemand version of GGW involves some new shooting and interviews that tie the old GGW footage into a new package.

In order to go back to Chicago. I will be missing out on an opportunity to be a cameraman on a shoot. An all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas to shoot video at the Girls Gone Wild party at the AVN porn awards.

I suppose I should be honored to have such an opportunity to miss. But...I think this is where my positive mental attitude crumbles under the weight of my dick.

If ever in all this time the group has doubted my devotion, from dealing with my flighty ass going from job to job, apartment to apartment, missed deadlines, broken promises, moving to L.A., if ever they've doubted my devotion, let me re-iterate what I'm missing out on to write Phudie Mart.

A Girls Gone Wild party at a Las Vegas hotel held at the AVN awards!!!!!!!!