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So I was filling out a fake address for my fake sign up for Conservativematch.com so I can meet some conservatives and fuck them, and for my address I decided to look up the address of the Chateau Hotel on Broadway (3838 N. Broadway for anybody who needs a fake address). For those of you who don't know The Chateau Hotel is the nastiest place on Earth. A real bullet-proof glass rent by the hour crackhaus. So I looked it up to get the address and can you believe it's actually listed on some hotel websites??? And it's been reviewed!! Hilarious...I mean sad...oh so often the same thing. I guess if you're not from Chicago and you went to some Hotel website and you didn't know that the Chateau Hotel was hooker villa and just judged it on it's name you might accidentally select it. I would feel really bad for anyone that happened to. Good God. Go read the review, it's sadlarious. And you know that many more have accidentally ended up there because of this phrase: "Hey, here's one close to Wrigley Field." It's ranked at #117 on the site. So I decided to look up some of my other favorite hotels. You'll be happy to know that The Abbott Hotel is ranked at #94,so if you have to choose...

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