Set the alarms early, let the dog out, and powder your balls, it's Short Haired Chick Friday (honorary)

Who was your favorite Facts of Life kid?





Exactly. Who really had a crush on the "pretty one"?



Did anyone out there really have a crush on Blair? You were supposed to, I think.

Natalie was straight out, and I could never find anything sexual about Tootie. Maybe it was the name. I bet Justin was a Tootie guy. I'm sure she could party the hardest.



Look, Val Kilmer.

But I, and this should come as no surprise to any of you, was a Jo guy.



Jo was awesome, Jo could be a pal. Jo worked on motorcycles. And hung out with Best Supporting Actor 2006



Jo also didn't have short hair, except for this picture.



But she should have. In theory she is so a short haired chick. Here's where I don't think I'm too far off in my love of short haired chicks. Jo was all of our favorites. Am I wrong?







So Jo. Short-Haired Chick Friday. Austin. What you got?