Tuesday, May 23, 2006

I don't think I'm helping

I'm in a Second City Directing Class Thesis Show for Sean Cusick. I've actually been improvising lately, it feels good to improvise again, with the exception of two Hot Karl shows it's been a good six years since I ran frightened away from improvising. Still not my favorite thing in the world, I just don't like the idea of being rusty at something. Also just putting up a plain old sketch show is something I'm rusty at. No rep, no pretensions, no rent to pay, just...a sketch show. Sean needed a name for the show. Here are my contributions, some of which crack me up but which probably aren't appropriate. Thought I'd share.

"Skybox! The Show!"
"Flatliners"
"Unlimited Weekend Minutes"
"Tits & Guns"
"African American Forum"
"It's Like a Spoon AND a Fork"
"What's In The Box?! What's In The Box?!"
"Put The Lotion In The Basket"
"Ma & Pa's Olde Tyme Fuckfeste"
"Ronnys III"
"DATE RAPE: THE MUSICAL!"
"Being Sean Cusick"
"That Recurring Dream With The Obvious Homosexual Metaphors"
"Seriously...what is up with Tom Cruise?"
"Michael Jackson's Latest Release"
"There's People Starving In The World, Which I Hate"
"Dick Cheney Has a Bad Heart, George Bush goes on Vacation and Other Political Observations You Probably Haven't Thought Of"
"Roarance of a Labia"
"Pancake Breakfast"
"So What's Up With These iPods?"

Anyone have any suggestions?

4 comments:

Rob Kozlowski said...

My suggestions:

"The White Mouse Will Not Explode"
"So You've Had Enough of Adolescent Asscrack?"
"Blood Makes Poor Mortar"
"As Time Goes By...I've Learned to Hate You"
"Hedy Weiss Thinks This Show is about the Holocaust...But It's Not"
"Aluminum Ore is also Commonly Known as Bauxite"
"God is Dead and He's Rotting in Your Mouth"

How about it?

Fred Mowery said...

The True Deadliest Game of Death
This Floor is Dangerously Unstable
The Flaming Fighting Amish
Put Your Hand in This
Anonymous Blogger Comments
Brit Hume is God
I'm Going to Choke You
Turn Wrigley Field Into a Parking Lot (for Rob)
Wrigley Field - Frat Valhalla
The Art of Reading on the Toliet
My Two Characters
Let's Mug the Guy with the IPod

Don Hall said...

"God is Dead and He's Rotting in Your Mouth"

I'm stealing this.

I also like

"The Art of Reading on the Toliet"

Adam Witt said...

Hilarious!

My faves:
My Two Characters
Frat Valhalla
Put your Hand In This

hahaha!