Friday, May 19, 2006

A Very Lazy Short-Haired Chick Friday

Lazy Short-Haired Chick Friday

Okay, it's been a busy week. We've been preparing tonight's massive Rent Party, which I'm assuming I'll see you all at, and if you're not interested in coming, then you obviously haven't been following Stephe's AMAZING run as a scoop reporter and social activist in the firing of Michelle Leigh, who, I can't even believe, is going to be there tonight. In addition Sean Cusick has asked me to be a writer/cast member in his Directing Thesis at The Second City, plus I just rewrote my screenplay, which, by the way, completely kicks ass. Finally after years of trying I feel like I've actually mastered the form. For any apsiring screenwriters out there the secret is, it's not done yet and first drafts are so worthless it's not really worth spending that much time on them. Get it over with and move into rewriting, and then rewrite again. I know I know you've heard the same lesson 100 times, but the only way to find out why people say that is to do it, and then start a blog and repreat it.

Bottom line: Short-Haired Repeat: Marley Shelton

I don't know shit about her except that she caught my eye in Sin City. A comic book orgasmic event anyway.

Here's Marley with Raab Himself (that reference is for my sister)

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Gee why would she catch my eye?

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But evidently she was also a cheerleader in Sugar & Spice.

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which I feel I'd be annoyed at. And she was also the hot girl in the bikini who laid next to Jake Gyllenhall in Bubble Boy, which I feel I would be annoyed at.

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She's got nice eyes and pretty classical good looks, you could make that pic black & white and fuzz it up and she might look right at home as a 1930's cabaret diva.

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Marley grew up in Eagle Rock, California. Her mother, Carol, was a teacher and former singer and her father, Christopher Shelton, worked as a director and producer. She has three sisters: Koren, Erin, and Samantha. Both of her parents were involved in local theater projects, but as a teen, Marley was never interested in life on the stage. While at Eagle Rock High School, she was a varsity cheerleader, was voted Prom Queen and held part-time jobs at stores like Contempo and Wet Seal.

I looked that up.

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Her high school prom date was with her boyfriend at the time - "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997) actor, Nicholas Brendon. He bought her 100 roses, wore a tux and drove a black convertible Mustang. Marley said that he "totally did it right".

Fag.

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A fag who fucked Marley Shelton.

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Hot.

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Hotter.

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Hottest.

3 comments:

Fred Mowery said...

I love that Jake what's his name, of all of the critically acclaimed movies, was in Bubble Boy.

poopdick@bitchslapthatface said...

That girl is smokin' groovin hot doggidy hot right down to her kigidy core. Unfortunately she hasn't seen much work, and the work she has seen hasn't really been merit-ful. Thanks Adam for letting me jerk off to yet another hot chick with short hair.

Adam Witt said...

No problem Poopdick! You keep that boner hard.