My name is Adam, if you know me, I just may be first in your cellphone. Because of this I am victim to a uniquely modern problem, the Pocket Dial. I received a call last night from someone I ran into months ago, Hans Holsen. I hadn't seen Hans in a while, we exchanged numbers and promptly failed to call each other after the social exercise. I am number one in Hans' phonebook, because I am alphabetically superior, last night evidentally Hans was watching a band, pretty good one too as the ten minute inadvertant voicemail would suggest.
Because of my alphabetic superiority in my friends cellphones I get to hang out with them for a while every once in a while without the social pressure of having to interact.
I have spent time with Justin & Julie on a car trip
I have spent twenty minute with my old friend Jimmy from Florida, during which he went to a party, left to buy cigarrettes, came back, and peed, all in one pocket dial.
I spent ten minutes in Kate's backpack once.
I've hung out twice with Kyle Kasey and I haven't seen him in months.
And I've spent a lot of time in a lot of very random swishing pockets
All because of modern technology and my alphabetical superiority. But I've found I'm less superior on flip phones.
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