Guest Blogger: Numerous Clever People

Some good quotes I came across:

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn."

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."

"If you are going through hell, keep going."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."

"In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience."

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."

"Don't pee with a boner."
-Sandy Marshall