1. Saying "You know, like in the movie" after practically any sentence.
2. Demanding people call me a new name every few weeks, not responding to the old one.
3. Making one of the names "delicious new taste"
4. Bursting into the "Spin Me Right Round Baby" at random.
5. Describing shits I've taken.
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6.) Only eat pickles around the office for an entire week. Carry them around everywhere, telling coworkers that you can't get enough of these pickles and " . . . does ANYONE wanna try one of these awesome fucking pickles? God! I gotta get some more later tonight, I'm almost out."
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