You Are Not Cool

My Sister & Bruce Campbell, originally uploaded by PinthGarnell.

You might think you are cool. But you're not. Don't worry, I have evidence. Look at the picture above this text. You will note two things, my sister Jessie and Bruce Campbell. Bruce Campbell is cool enough to have made movies with Sam Raimi while growing up in Michigan, cool enough to have raised financing independently with Sam and Robert Tapert to make Evil Dead, which was cool enough to make a lot of money for very little budget thus justifying two sequels, one of which, Army of Darkness, is cooler than most other movies combined and includes some of the coolest dialogue delivered by the very cool Bruce Campbell. "You ain't leading nothing but Jack and shit, and Jack just left town." And my sister, she's cool enough at her young age to recognize cool when she sees it. That's my sister and Bruce Campbell. That is just damn cool. Cooler than you.

Klaatu, Barada,...necktie, nectarine, definitely an N word.